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Cast Location: Merrillville, IN

Cast Website: http://web.archive.org/web/20000620155325/http://www.pinkinvaders.com/

Cast Status: Defunct

Cast Venues: The Crossroads Cinema

Show Frequency: Weekly

Cast History

Operation: Plan 69 from Outer Space

Subject: Invasion!

File No.: 092675

The Crossroads Cinema re-opened in April 1996 under the ownership of human Glynn Bricker. Long-dormant symbiont Rev. Pee-Peeman awoke to fulfill his mission. Guiding the body of John Davey, he convinced one Shawn Stutler to enter the Mothership, where he was conditioned with anal probes and nasal applications to the plan to reinstate Rocky Horror. Shawn Stutler and Ed Lipinski (assimilated by symbiont alien Edluv-Erinthehouse) brought about the return of the former cast.

Through yet another plot of the symbiont leader (The Grand Shaft, Glanzis the Enormous of the Pink, of the planet Ejaculi, in the galaxy of Transylvania), plans to start a RHPS cast (written by Sal Piro, human president of the official fan club) fell into the hands of the symbiont invaders and their human followers. Ironically enough, while reading through the costume guide contained within the plans, the alien symbionts noticed a short statement full of hidden meaning, seemingly inconsequential to others, but which was to direct the aliens' mission to a whole new level. The guide stated that to "prevent a pink invader, one must sew the fly of Brad's underwear shut." This caused much rejoicing among the symbionts, who then, through coercion best not revealed here, named their fledgling cast the "Pink Invaders." To this day, they have never sewed the fly of Brad's underwear shut, in order not to jinx their mission.

The home base of the Pink Invaders has been held successfully for over three years now. It has been a slow arduous process, but a successful one so far. Shawn Stutler remains as human liaison, with the title Golden Cock-n-Balls, and is brought up to the Mothership at least once a week for experimentation and conditioning. Many more have been implanted and coerced into joining the troops. The Pink Invaders have also begun a full-scale invasion of the rest of the Rocky Horror Community through the use of pre-shows and merchandise booths at national conventions, fooling many into believing that the Pink Invaders are actual humanoids and only as dangerous as human cult fans.

The Pink Invaders vow to thrust forward in their plans to subvert the entire planet to their creed, creating an entire world of "not good people" and finishing what another planet in the galaxy of Transylvania started, but could not and would not finish.

All hail Ejaculi and the Mighty Glanzis! May our enemies quake with fear when faced with our eternal battle cry, "Corn Forever!"

File Closed

Alumni Members

• Shawn Stutler
• John Davey
• Ed Lipinski
• Ruth Fink-Winter
• Wally Barsell

Guest Performers

Special Shows

• AIDS Benefit for the American Foundation for AIDS Research (amfar)

Theme Shows

• July in X-Mas Holiday Beach Party Spectacular
• Gay Cowboy Night
• Pirate Night
• Rocky Rocks the '80's!
• Toga Night
• Star Wars Night
• Scooby Doo Night
• Austin Powers Theme Night
• Kamikaze Switch Night/Golden Ticket Night II
• Kung Fu Night

Public Appearances

Convention Appearances

• "The Conversation" Pre-show at the Cirque du Rockeil convention (2005). This preshow involved two men in Brad underwear sporting dildoes, and succeeded in breaking Mick Rock's composure (he took several photos).
• "Schvantz Lake" Pre-show at The Transies Take Manhattan convention (2004)
• Hosted The Anti-Con convention (2002)

References