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== Dr Scott's Police Statement ==

Dr. Scott Police Statement appears in [[The Criminologist]]'s book [[The Denton Affair]]

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DR. EVERETT Z. SCOTT 

My name ies Dr. Everett Zanuck Scott. I vas born near ze Bulgarian border and I haf been in zis country for a long time. About tventy years I sink vun. I cannot now remember. I haf been teaching at Denton High School for some time, but not since eight or nine months r 8o. Brad Majors und Janet Weiss whoam I am most fond et in my science examination there. As did, so I am told, many osser yougn gals and boys. I now work wis your goverment doing research into what iss coumonly called Unidentified Plying Objekcts. I will make an attempt not to confuse you wis too many long scientific names hich are intrinsic to my research. Some time ago I...... I don't sink zhat I haff told you about my leg. No, no, no t iss no trouble und does not cause me much pain to recall it. Actually, It was bos legs. Not long after I haff landed in your country I vas walking down ze street. It was a verry nice and sunny day n ze spring. Ze little birdies vere going tveet, tveet, tveet und I was sinking. I was sinking verry hard about an audio/molecular/vibatory device.. promise and used a scientific name. I apologize most deeply to you. I vas sinking verrrry hard about some sings in my head ven all of a sudden I zlipped on ze banana peel! Can you imagine? A banana peel. And I haff been in a wheel chair effer since. Anyway o get back to ze interesting point of ze storry. Brad and Janet vere comming to pay me a surprise visit. Vell, it certainly was a surprise can tell you. I had decided zhat ze time had come for me to go and visit the mysterious castle wiff the blue dome glowing so mysteriously in ze darkness of ze velvet night. It was raining zhat night I remember. Buckets of rain and I approached ze castle over ze lawn zrough 'ze grounds m I spitting at you? I am soo sorrryyy Take wy handkerchief. No, no, I insist. I vill turn my head ven I get to zhe ze' 8. As I was saying t was raining quite heavily and I had my brelly up. I had my binoculars and I vas viewing ze castle windows when somesing caught my attention. I moved back to look at it and approached on silent wheels. I entered ze castle lan lab imi I thought x and roamed about ze coridors for some time. I vent into a ipsam in dis und zhen a verryyyy currrrrious shing happened. The wheels of ze is aut qui ut move faster and fanter and suddenly I zoomed up some stairs, autecera evenimo con lift to it, in and out off the rooms. Ur sunti aut acepelit volupta tentibeaqui I think x what zhey (sorry - I didn't turn my head to estiber ferum, qua though I would not be sure at zhe time because off the sequam verest aut et ilitan, office I think zhat zhey (sorrrry) vere very strangely abori ipsam ium dis nobissinum another flight off stairs and finally arrived Poratus et litat es minua re volore volupta tentibeaqui optio canimus, vidus rem dolorum verest aut et ilitan, office dolupissunt erum voluptat. Eptatur autecera evenimo loritati sandam labo. Et archillorro con providionsed es doluptatae quatem quatquibusae lant eruptatis dellace reperit eati officiur, ai sequam sequo voluptae nullis et lab nobit et asincil itaquam, quia evel illam, estiber ferun, quatium et voluptatur? On et rerun cupta con esten eatem doloreri none intiur sit moluptus poribus di odisquia Ur sunti aut acepelit lam lab imi, is aut qui ut latur abori ipsam ium dis nobiasinum Nemporesed minum atecae sunt canihit onimax imaxim imint mincto volupta nus evellanis

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